Citizen Jim Stories by Chicken Sheets

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In which Citizen Jim finds a way to blame President Obama for his bowel troubles. (Throwback requested by resident at the retirement community where I work.)
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A few words from the failed writer who murdered Chicken Sheets in "The Final Exit" and sent her to the Metatron Building in "The Gulf of Finland."
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In which we have news of Chicken Sheets after she plunges into the cold waters between Tallinn and Helsinki.
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Yes, it says "By Citizen Jim."
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In which we learn more about Citizen Jim's latest attack of paranoia. Mainly: it isn't paranoia. It's real.
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Jay's hitting the bottle again. This time, he almost KILLS Citizen Jim during his arrival in Glenville. Awwww—hic!—aw crap!
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In which Chicken Sheets returns from her medical procedure and finds Citizen Jim less agitated than when she left, but more paranoid than usual when he…
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In which Citizen Jim arrives and Chicken Sheets—for once!—wishes she didn't have to leave before he can tell her why he is there.
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