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Beautiful stories about America's most beloved best friends.
By Kristal Sheets · Launched a month ago
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The Busted Vinegar Bottle Mystery
In which Citizen Jim's preoccupation with his aging appearance almost derails Chicken Sheets in her quest to write a Citizen Jim Story.
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Gold Mine, Gold Bug, Solid Gold Saturday Night
In which Citizen Jim reminds Chicken Sheets that she's a horrible writer nobody will ever take seriously.
Apr 30
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The Queer and the Crypto-Nazi
In which Citizen Jim arrives wearing what Chicken Sheets thinks is a costume for the play in which Citizen Jim is starring at a local community theater.
Apr 25
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It's a Long, Long Way to Blind Street
In which Citizen Jim arrives while Chicken Sheets is daydreaming about having her own show on a radio station in Tipperary, Ireland. But why is her…
Apr 22
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Good Friday Agreement
In which Citizen Jim tells Chicken Sheets that he doesn't want to be in a story with a misleading title as it might taint his "brand."
Apr 16
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The F*cking Queen!
In which Citizen Jim arrives after a monarch really got the upper hand on an assassin. (2021)
Apr 11
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Reckoning
In which Citizen Jim arrives ready to celebrate a bunch of birthdays, the release of a classic album, AND all the monkeys in Fairhope. But he doesn’t…
Apr 11
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Dad Rock
In which Citizen Jim thinks he’s locked in the bathroom of Chicken Sheets’s little Hobbit House, then informs her that she knows nothing about Yacht…
Apr 11
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