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Citizen Jim and Chicken Sheets ARE America's most beloved best friends!
By Kristal Sheets · Launched 4 months ago
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Raiders, Traitors, and Peculators
In which Chicken Sheets finds herself harboring a fugitive after an FBI raid and a bad investment. (You know the fugitive is Citizen Jim, right?)
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My Dumbest Idea Yet
Intro recorded by Chicken Sheets
Chicken Sheets
Aug 10
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CHUNK 4
In which Chicken Sheets engages in a lot of thinking and very little action—until she hears the sirens.
Chicken Sheets
Aug 9
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CHUNK 4
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Zodiac Story: Cancer vs. Scorpio
In which the police arrive at the home of Chicken Sheets for a "welfare check." She reckons this is a trick and tries to get rid of them in a hurry.
Chicken Sheets
Aug 2
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Kate Jackson Hanky-Panky
In which Citizen Jim arrives full of advice and wisdom about the "Coriander Flu," and tries to use his power to stop a celebrity booty call.
Chicken Sheets
Jul 29
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October Surprise
The winner of the "Which Novella Do You Want" poll is "October Surprise." (You're welcome, Cookie.)
Chicken Sheets
Jul 26
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October Surprise
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Chunk 3
In which Chicken Sheets gets help from an attorney concerning her dumbest idea yet.
Chicken Sheets
Jul 18
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Chunk 3
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CHUNK 1.2 (REPRISE)
In which Chicken Sheets pretends she is going to rewrite Chunk 1 to make Citizen Jim shut up and leave.
Chicken Sheets
Jul 12
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