Citizen Jim Stories by Chicken Sheets | Kristal Sheets | Substack

In which Chicken Sheets finds herself harboring a fugitive after an FBI raid and a bad investment. (You know the fugitive is Citizen Jim, right?)

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Aug 10

In which Chicken Sheets engages in a lot of thinking and very little action—until she hears the sirens.

Aug 9

In which the police arrive at the home of Chicken Sheets for a "welfare check." She reckons this is a trick and tries to get rid of them in a hurry.

Aug 2

In which Citizen Jim arrives full of advice and wisdom about the "Coriander Flu," and tries to use his power to stop a celebrity booty call.

Jul 29

The winner of the "Which Novella Do You Want" poll is "October Surprise." (You're welcome, Cookie.)

Jul 26

In which Chicken Sheets gets help from an attorney concerning her dumbest idea yet.

Jul 18

In which Chicken Sheets pretends she is going to rewrite Chunk 1 to make Citizen Jim shut up and leave.

Jul 12

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